funny weather

I feel so efficient when I use my umbrella in the rain or snow. When I walk by umbrella-less students I just want to say
"Yeah I thought ahead and brought my umbrella to school today", or
"I know you wish you were my good friend so you could get under this umbrella with me", or
"Look how dry I am compared to you", or
"Wow you look miserable", or
"Aren't I efficient?", or
"I was so prepared today."